I have the internet again! I HAVE THE INTERNET AGAIN ( Read more... )

... do anything as silly as write a real letter to an actual human being, when I can write inane internet letters to animals and inanimate objects and eventually, I have no doubt, abstract concepts. Therefore:

Dear stupid mp3 player,

"You don't really care for music, do you?"Because otherwise you would not do such horrible things to it, such as ( Read more... )

I just wanted to say that you are awesome. I know I have groused about you at length because you spurn both mp3 and midi ringtones, and you are so weird about e-mail attachments that I just gave up trying to put my really quite wonderful Inuyasha wallpaper on you because it just seemed like too much hassle, and you don't have a speakerphone option ( Read more... )